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We were already drunk sooooo

Here’s how I got drunk the last time I was: walk into this party, someone hands me a triple shot of vodka and tells me to chug it. Then two or three mixed drinks later.

I could not or would not speak in English by the end of the night and I definitely made out with someone.

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freedomnipples replied to your post: freedomnipples replied to your post: I am being a…

Okay the first two are A+ I guess I’m just having horrid memories of when we substituted fruit punch for watery Gatorade in a vodka bowl and yeah

Weow

What a grand idea

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freedomnipples replied to your post: I am being a mopey hormonal lady right now….

Oh god those first three together sound /horrible/ (although good on their own)

There’s a bar downstairs and I just had like two shots of goldschalger. 

Came back up stairs and munched on some 70% cacao chocolate that was downed with vitamin water. Overall, not bad.

I am being a mopey hormonal lady right now. Chocolate, alcohol, vitamin water, music, and a good book might have some effect.

grumblegrumblegrumble

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Reblog/like if you’re in your underwear or naked.

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lascocks:

My texas brain can’t wrap around the concept of the high being 59 degrees in june

what

My feels about Canada right now